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Funny coroner

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Editor’s comment: That’s a bad ass cat right there y’all

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Dog down

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My dog is down. She has lived with us for about 14 years day for day and yesterday she passed away. Fucking feeling. I´m fucking sad and pissed off – so beware. That´s fucking life, we gonna never seen her again.
RiP my dog Fifi!  We will never forget you!!!!!

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Funny Coroner

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YO! I´M BACK! ;-) SHE’S TOO HOT TO NOT HAVE HER HERE :)

scheduled for you for today – have a nicer  day with those titzzz:-) - jojo

Yeah… she´s back…..

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Funny Coroner

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ITS JUST TOO CUTE, HAVE TO LEAFE IT HERE :)

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Funny Coroner

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Editor’s comment: Summer is here… not so much

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Welcome my charged horsepower

jizzd by: Cremo [Category: Cremo,life,[EN]]

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“Now that  my beauty is gone, but in good hands I believe,  I hope to find a worthy successor, only time will tell…” May I start with these kind words I wrote over nine months ago just to introduce to you my brand new baby, the Dodge Charger! I won’t be nice this time because this ride is ruff, and I mean it!!

Don’t get me wrong, I still love the customized Benzito but this bad boy right there is pure awesomeness! This car is all about speed and sound of the engine, no more comfortable seats nor silent interior with beautiful dashboard. This time I must admit that muscle beats the shit out the Germans. It’s big (yes, bigger than the e-class), fast and fucking loud, but it’s the engine sound that makes them motherfuckers brake their necks when my few hundred horses ride by, not to mention them bad ass 20″ on high performance Toyo tires. Just wait till I have the time to tweak this bitch, so stay tuned, guys ;)

The question is, will I trade it for another Benz ever? Only time will tell…

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Goodby my beloved Benzito

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Let’s talk about luv! What is it? Is it always have to be love between two or more people? I say no! Love can be everything. Everything that makes you happy the moment you see or feel it. Love between two people is beautiful regardless of sex or color of the skin. But I want to talk about a different type of love tonight. A feeling that makes my jaw drop every time.

I’m talking ’bout cars! All car lovers will surely understand me. I will not start to list all extras in my ride that makes it so outstanding, because that’s not the way I want to make you clear what this type of love means to me/us. Instead, I will share with you some thoughts why I chose that particular car.

Back then when I was looking for a decent car, the exterior wasn’t the most important (more…)

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Fuck The ‘Sign-up’

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Man, just to let y’all know how I feel about the sign-up routine on FUCKDAS and I think that I speak for everybody out there.

I FUCKING HATE IT! It gave me a headache for a few days, just after starting promoting the site on polish sector. I’ve got a bunch of messages from ‘angry-as-fuck’ people regarding this.

Good god the site admin disabled this function because I was about to massacre this mofo ;) and not only me. I mean, if someone wants to read our brain droppings they should be able to do it without registration form, just straight ahead, with no obstacles to overcome.

SO “SING UPs” FUCK YOU, GOD BLESS YOU, GOOD NIGHT!!!

This broadcast was brought to you by your favourite editor, back at home with a pointed gun to his head by a crazy reader who was mad as hell, because he couldn’t get his daily dose of the one and only FUCKDAS.

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The great debate !!!1!!1

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Have you ever imagined how frustrating it can be? You’re drunk as f*ck, ate a lot and have to somehow unload yo’ sh*t. Your run upstairs to your friend’s restroom and hope that nobody will interrupt you and then you see it! WTF?

The toilet paper roll is turned around. Not the way you’re familiar with. Not the way your parent tought you how to put it on. Your world is suddenly turned up side down. I mean, is this shit normal? The way I’m tought it to be right,- and I’m usually right, the paper roll is supposed to be put on the outside. Why, you might ask? I just have that kinky thought in my head that every time I touch the cold wall that the paper roll is hanging on, is as filthy as that fat fuck that wiped his ass with it before me. (more…)

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Good night sweet Prince

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rip

He was outstanding, he was great, unstoppable and fearless. He was one of the last action heroes. His bravery was well known to the internetz. Now the time has come to let him go. Even thou he had a lot to say, he barely said anything. Maybe because of the fear that has eaten him to death that’s why…

RiN, we won’t miss you. Rest In Pieces.

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